Johnny Depp

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Johnny Depp, you're deep
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I'd like to watch you when you sleep
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And smell the shirt in which you slept
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Johnny Depp

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Johnny Depp, you're hip
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I'd like to bite your lower lip
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And scrunch your Edward Scissor-hair
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Johnny bear

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You've got tattoos, one said "Winona", I know
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But you broke up with her, and now it just says
"Wino"

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Johnny Depp, you're cruel
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You're the harbinger of drool
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Mow my lawn without a shirt
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Johnny dirt

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John a, John b, John c, John d, John eeeeeee

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Well, you like girls with foreign accents, tiny waists,
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I'm not a waif, but I could love you more than you would
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Probably deserve...

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Johnny Depp, you're the bomb
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If you'd come to meet my mom
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I'd cry a single, salty tear
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Johnny dear

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John a, John b, John c, John d, John eeeeeee