A Milion Ways To Die

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Cowboys and pioneers, come lend your eyes and ears
Am                       E
I've got the need to testify
      F      G         C        F
Don't try to fill your nest out in the
Em   Am
Open west
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'Cuz there's a million ways to die
Am                    C
Six bullets in the gut or just a paper cut
Am                    E
Too many ways to quantify
       F        G      C      F
They'll cut your ankle off to cure a
Em    Am
Minor cough
               F       G       Am
'Cuz there's a million ways to die
  C       E7       Am
A million ways to die
D
It's a hundred and one in the shade of the sun
       C                G
If you fall asleep, you fry
  C       E7       Am
A million ways to die
        D
You can live like a saint but there
C
Just really ain't
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No avoiding a million ways to die
Bbm
Aauuu
Bbm                          C#
Smallpox and bigger pox, and deadly tomahawks
Bbm                       F
Or God forbid you steal a pie
        F#     G#        C#          F#
They'll blast you into shards for bein'
F       Bbm
Good at cards
               F#       G#     F
'Cuz there's a million ways to die
Bbm                      C#
Out on the desert plains it hardly ever rains
Bbm                      F
And you can hear coyotes cry
       F#       G#     C#
They'll eat you up and then they'll
F#       F    Bbm
Shit you out again
               F#      G#      Bbm
'Cuz there's a million ways to die
  C#      F       Bbm
A million ways to die
       D#
With a whoosh and a whack there's a knife in your back
         C#          G#
'Cuz you got a fancy tie
  C#      F       Bbm
A million ways to die
       D#                        C#
It's a kick in the pants but you don't have a chance
   F                  F7      Bbm
Of escaping a million ways to die
  F       F7      Bbm
A million ways to die