C

[Verse 1]
C                     
In a land made of strings
           G7
Where the hills are balls of twine and the doctor knits the sun
          C
Down in a baseball diamond mine

[Verse 2]
C
And the mozzarella sweaters
     G7
Get sewn to the tits where the lump behind the sheet
             C
Is where the tumor took a shit

[Chorus]
                    F
And I'll be getting head
          C
Under the rainbow
                    F
And I'll be getting head
          C
Under the rainbow
                    F
And I'll be getting head
          C    Am   F  G    
Under the raaa-inbo-oh-w

[Verse 3]
C
Well we came upon a cracker
       G7
And we all came on this cracker and the last one had to eat it
        C
And she did

[Verse 4]
C
But she threw it up like a whore
        G7
And the sunshine stabbed right through her like a whore on a skewer
       C
In the wind

[Chorus]
                    F
And I'll be getting head
          C
Under the rainbow
                    F
And I'll be getting head
          C
Under the rainbow
                    F
And I'll be getting head
          C    Am   F  G    
Under the raaa-inbo-oh-w

[Verse 5]
C                            
Now the king was reading comics
        G7
When he stepped into some vomit and he screamed like forty wolves
              C
Being burned alive

[Verse 6]
C
And I rode my dolpin Adam
       G7
And he fed my dolphin stars, he fed my dolphin stars
               C
Like you'd put gasoline in cars

[Chorus]
         F
Papa was smart
                C       
But mama said I wasn't
                       F
Now I've got a million dollars
        C
But who doesn't?
                F
Gonna go to the graveyard
                    C
To get some beggin' done
C            Am
Gonna dig up megan     
F        G     C                                            
And cut out my son