Mistress For Christmas

D A D      A      G           D
    Jingle bells, jingle bells
D                A
  Jingle all the day
D        A               D         A
  I just can't wait till Christmas time
          G      D         D    A
When I can roll you in the hay

[Verse 1]

D    A     D    A
Easy come, easy go
G           D         D       A
Have a good time with lots of dough
D           A     D             A
Slipping up high, slipping down low
G            D          D           A
Love 'em and leave 'em, on with the show

[Interlude]

G D D A G D C G A

G D D A G D A
              Listen

[Verse 2]

       D      A       D       A
I like female form in minimum dress
G        D            D        A
Money to spend with a capital "S"
D        A             D        A
   Get a date with the woman in red
G             D           D          A
Want to be in heaven with three in a bed

[Pre-Chorus]

D A
    He got it
G D
    I want it
D A
   They got it
G D
   I can't have it
D A
   But I want it
G D
   But it don't matter
D A
   She got it
G D                   G D G D
   And I can't get it

[Chorus]

         D   A        D     A   G D D A
I want a mistress for Christmas
         D   A        D     A   G D D A
I want a mistress for Christmas

[Bridge]

E B A E (x2)

         E   B    A E
I want a mistress
    E     B   A E
for Christmas

[Solo]

B A E (x4)

[Verse 3]

G    D     D    A  G D A
Easy come, easy go
G        D     D        A
Slipping high, slipping low
G D A
      Alright

[Pre-Chorus]

D A
    He got it
G D
    I want it
D A
   They got it
G D
   I can't have it
D A
   I want it
G D
   Don't matter
D A
   She got it
G D
   And I can't get it

 D   A
(Mistress) He got it
G D
   And I want it
     D     A
(For Christmas) They got it
G D
   And I can't have it
 D   A
(Mistress) But I want it
G D
   It don't matter
     D     A
(For Christmas) She got it
G D
   And I can't get a

[Chorus]

D   A        D    A
Mistress for Christmas
G D D                          A
    (You know what I'm talking about)
 D   A        D     A
(Mistress for Christmas)
           G             D           D            A
You got to send her down, you got to send her down
 D   A        D     A
(Mistress for Christmas)

           G        D          D            A
I want the woman in red at the bottom of my bed
D   A        D    A
Mistress for Christmas

[Outro]

G D
    I can hear you coming down my smoke stack, yeah
D A
    I want to ride on your reindeer, honey, and ring my bells, yeah

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